Can you say... Clerks?
Well, all most of those reviews were directly taken from Kevin Smith's never-air-cartoon, Clerks. I was waiting for:
"Shit, pure Shit." -Tom's Mother
...to show up because this got so predictable...
Then it got more original, hence, more funny...
But man, you so blew it when you used Tyler Durden's disclaimer from the "Fight Club" DVD...
"...If you are reading this, you are wasting your life..."?
I can't belive that this didn't get blammed. However, I give you mad props for making fun of trailers, NG merchandise, and yes, people who are at the movies instead of being at home watching the "Mothman Prophecies" should go to hell...
BTW: I gave it a 3, just because I love the scene "Night Jobs" in "Fight Club"
One more thing: You're funny, just don't make it so obvious where you get your insparation from...