MurcurySword's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[FF-Clerks]

The Critics Have Spoken (but this time we've seen)

"The movie kicked ass, but this flash ass-sucks!"
-some highschool fuck, Ain't it Cool News?

"I could shit a better show!"
-Magnolia Fan, Truefilm.com

"Shit, Pure Shit"
-Chris' Mother

"Atleast I didn't over-pay for this too."
-Harvey Weinstein

"The show ruled, and Kevin Smith is a genius! This is crap because it shouldn't be mixed with Final Fantasy. Burn in hell!"
-MurcurySword, Newgrounds.com

"What the hell is this?! It's only remotley funny if you've seen EVERYTHING Kevin Smith has done (including the Leno segment), which most people haven't. This is the one time I have to blam an entry for content, dispite the ok (yet still mediocer) graphics and sounds. Burn in hell!"
-Vaswelick, Newgrounds.com

Senile-Yoda responds:

Dude you really need to get that sand outta your vagina. I may think your smart to make up a bunch of quotes but I always say "Don't critisize something if you can't do any better" and it seems to me that you've never even submitted a movie Fag so stop paying out poeple that your no better than you probly don't even have flash!

[Negotiations: Failed]

Good but nothing new.

First things first... This movie requires a hell of a lot of resources that a lot of us do not have. I'm running this flash on a 500 mz 128 mb RAM on low quality and it still is slightly slow. Christ man! I mean what is the bar for standard flash comming to? Second these graphics are good but similar to a lot of other artists work. I can obviously tell you're inspired by early Will Stamper by the hands of your characters. See "Down Town". I'm just offering this as constructive critisism, I'm not accusing you of plagarizm or anything. You have the style of story, paceing, and sound, just work on your tecnique. Great soundtrack by the way, but it totally sucked having to download it. Sume of us are still using a modem, man. Looking forward to your future work.

[Just Kill It (Nike Spoof)]

Whoa

I was expecting this movie to suck put it was realy cool. I loved the special appearance of Tako the octopus from DFL. He should have sliped when break danceing though, since he's so accident prone.

[No Remorse]

Oooooookkkkkkkkkay

I really am disturbed now. I am not too sure what the measage was. An ending statment would have been nice in adiation to your opening statment. By the way... was the preloader supposed to look like a hit list or, what?

[Keeblur:One Man One Dream]

Good

I liked this better because it wasn't ranking on will stamper. much, much better than "the big spoof". it's good to know you reconise good animation when you see it.

moneybagsxp responds:

I'm glad you semi-liked the clip, but what the hell are you saying? Are you judging my animation on the liking of Will Stamper, or the liking of the Animation? God, I should make a Will Stamper voting booth so people can just vote on how much they like/dislike Will ... hey NG, let's forget about Flash Movies and Games, let's forget about the term "Newgrounds" altogether ... what the hell? Why can't people vote/review based on the product itself? Are you saying that if you liked Peanuts and I made a Flash movie where an elephant CRUSHES the peanut, you would Vote "0"??? (you might as well be...)

[Keeblur: The Big Spoof]

#%&*#@*!!!!!

What the fuck?! Keeblur is a kick ass movie and stamper never said he was dead! go to stamper.ws and look for yourself! And this movie it'self is crap. Next time have a "The End" screen so i know when to open my eyes.

moneybagsxp responds:

I swear, you people are so stupid sometimes. I never said Will was dead ... the spoof clearly points out Will isn't dead, regardless of who ever said or thought he was. Your stupidity never fails to amuse me....

[The Hero]

Holy Shit!

An excellent piece of work. black and white gave it a very unique style but reminded me of independence day too much.

[Heroes of Cybertron]

Three words...Kick Ass Makeover

When i whatched the tranformers serires i always thought they were totaly crap but this flash film makes think of transformers in a whole new way. The anime style shots made my head spin. and the music had sweet base, my subwoffers got there gun off with this film. keep it up Oritz, this puppy may just get as popular as the blunder cats.