MurcurySword's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Newgrounds News 2]

Payback

1) crappy ass animation

2) Crappy ass graphics

3) Crappy ass Crap

4) This is no differend from the first Newgrounds News which also was crap

5) you suck

6) this animation sucks

7) No one in there right mind should sit here and watch this shit.

8) Crappy ass shit...

why don't we skip a few hundred numbers and see what i say

1,876,811) Ahhh oh yeah crappy ass shit

1,876,812) and no one wants to see your stupid ass off sync lips.

looneyboy221133 responds:

Hey thanks for the review man. sorry about that i was just mad. Blowin off steam. way to go wit the come back. I didn't even think you saw that review. lol nice come back

[Epilepsy]

You suck

Do you have any idea what it's like having epilepsy? I do. and what the hell is this flash trying to get across?

TobascoIndustry responds:

sorry i didnt mean to offen you, we had to make up a cure, imsure it would be very hard but i dont know what idt be like.

[Haddaway-What is Love?]

SON-OF-A-BITCH! IT'S DUKE!

A:) I love that song
2:) The usage of those classic Duke Nukem sprites made my day
B:) ...Wait a sec... C:) good file size
and 5) It's just boss

LLSmasher responds:

Thank you, i think

[FF-Clerks]

The Critics Have Spoken (but this time we've seen)

"The movie kicked ass, but this flash ass-sucks!"
-some highschool fuck, Ain't it Cool News?

"I could shit a better show!"
-Magnolia Fan, Truefilm.com

"Shit, Pure Shit"
-Chris' Mother

"Atleast I didn't over-pay for this too."
-Harvey Weinstein

"The show ruled, and Kevin Smith is a genius! This is crap because it shouldn't be mixed with Final Fantasy. Burn in hell!"
-MurcurySword, Newgrounds.com

"What the hell is this?! It's only remotley funny if you've seen EVERYTHING Kevin Smith has done (including the Leno segment), which most people haven't. This is the one time I have to blam an entry for content, dispite the ok (yet still mediocer) graphics and sounds. Burn in hell!"
-Vaswelick, Newgrounds.com

Senile-Yoda responds:

Dude you really need to get that sand outta your vagina. I may think your smart to make up a bunch of quotes but I always say "Don't critisize something if you can't do any better" and it seems to me that you've never even submitted a movie Fag so stop paying out poeple that your no better than you probly don't even have flash!

[Keeblur:One Man One Dream]

Good

I liked this better because it wasn't ranking on will stamper. much, much better than "the big spoof". it's good to know you reconise good animation when you see it.

moneybagsxp responds:

I'm glad you semi-liked the clip, but what the hell are you saying? Are you judging my animation on the liking of Will Stamper, or the liking of the Animation? God, I should make a Will Stamper voting booth so people can just vote on how much they like/dislike Will ... hey NG, let's forget about Flash Movies and Games, let's forget about the term "Newgrounds" altogether ... what the hell? Why can't people vote/review based on the product itself? Are you saying that if you liked Peanuts and I made a Flash movie where an elephant CRUSHES the peanut, you would Vote "0"??? (you might as well be...)

[Keeblur: The Big Spoof]

#%&*#@*!!!!!

What the fuck?! Keeblur is a kick ass movie and stamper never said he was dead! go to stamper.ws and look for yourself! And this movie it'self is crap. Next time have a "The End" screen so i know when to open my eyes.

moneybagsxp responds:

I swear, you people are so stupid sometimes. I never said Will was dead ... the spoof clearly points out Will isn't dead, regardless of who ever said or thought he was. Your stupidity never fails to amuse me....