MurcurySword's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Newgrounds The Movie]

Can you say... Clerks?

Well, all most of those reviews were directly taken from Kevin Smith's never-air-cartoon, Clerks. I was waiting for:
"Shit, pure Shit." -Tom's Mother
...to show up because this got so predictable...
Then it got more original, hence, more funny...
But man, you so blew it when you used Tyler Durden's disclaimer from the "Fight Club" DVD...
"...If you are reading this, you are wasting your life..."?
I can't belive that this didn't get blammed. However, I give you mad props for making fun of trailers, NG merchandise, and yes, people who are at the movies instead of being at home watching the "Mothman Prophecies" should go to hell...

BTW: I gave it a 3, just because I love the scene "Night Jobs" in "Fight Club"

One more thing: You're funny, just don't make it so obvious where you get your insparation from...

mmark-oldflash responds:

I knew about Clerks, but the Fight Club thing??? I didn't realize. Thanks for pointing that out though.

[Newgrounds News 2]

Payback

1) crappy ass animation

2) Crappy ass graphics

3) Crappy ass Crap

4) This is no differend from the first Newgrounds News which also was crap

5) you suck

6) this animation sucks

7) No one in there right mind should sit here and watch this shit.

8) Crappy ass shit...

why don't we skip a few hundred numbers and see what i say

1,876,811) Ahhh oh yeah crappy ass shit

1,876,812) and no one wants to see your stupid ass off sync lips.

looneyboy221133 responds:

Hey thanks for the review man. sorry about that i was just mad. Blowin off steam. way to go wit the come back. I didn't even think you saw that review. lol nice come back

[Taishi - Jujitsu Sword]

Neato

That was so damn good. Short and sweet.
BTW: chances are that BLAM stands for Black Lotus Academy of Martial arts

[Lonesoul - Episode 1 - SE]

Mediocre, REAL mediocre.

I'm sorry I've seen just way too many plots like this. And what the hell is up with the fact that you have more votes than veiws?

[Bathroom Break (Revised)]

The First On Was Way Better

The Sound on this one didn't sound as good.

[Da Stick up]

Fuckin' A

I'm glad to see this wasn't affected by 9-11 too baddly. That shit was gold man. Fucking gold...

[Vampire Tales]

Two words... "Sweet Deal"

That rocked, The animation was as close to perfect as it gets. But for the love of god man... it was too short!

[Darth Superstar]

Spiffy

That was so cool when Boba Fett was playing the air guitar.

[BS - Fight Club]

You Broke The First Two Rules

You are NOT supposed to talk about Fight Club!
But that was the best Fight Club fan-flash I've ever seen. 5 all the way. And remember, life insurance pays off triple if you die on a business trip...

[Epilepsy]

You suck

Do you have any idea what it's like having epilepsy? I do. and what the hell is this flash trying to get across?

TobascoIndustry responds:

sorry i didnt mean to offen you, we had to make up a cure, imsure it would be very hard but i dont know what idt be like.